"He who despises his neighbor sins,
but blessed is He who is kind to the needy."
-- Proverbs 14:21
November 13, 2009
November 10, 2009
The great pride!!!
"I have great pride for all of the Filipinos living throughout the world,
and it is these people that I fight for each and every time I step into the ring."
and it is these people that I fight for each and every time I step into the ring."
-- Manny Pacquiao
November 5, 2009
What we have!!!
"To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have."
-- Ken Keyes Jr.
image credits: movies.yahoo.com
October 30, 2009
On Breaking Up...
Another email...
I really dont know how I came up with this... eh una sa lahat wala naman ako prob sa lablayp (owwss).... pero wala lang... kahit sabihin kong masaya ako... parang di pa rin ako mapalagay na nakikita at naririnig na sa mundong ito, may mga nasasaktan pa rin... at ang masakit pa nun... ang iba dun ang mga kaibigan ko. Ive been hurt so many times in my life na, minsan pa nga.. naisip ko na ring mamundok na lang... pero... i just said to myself what the heck, why would i waste my life for anyone who in the first place have never loved me...
Ung mga iba ko namang kaibigan, mas matindi pa ang storya.... pinagpalit daw sila sa iba... kunwari sila ang liligawan, pero ung nag lakad pa sa kanila ang siyang nakatuluyan ng lalaki.... hanubayun! Whatta sawi moment na maituturing.... pero I made her realize na love is unfair tlga.. lalo na pag ikaw ang nadehado. parang naging survival of the fittest na nga ang nangyayari ngayon sa pag ibig eh... ung tipong pag maganda o guwapo ka, ganun din ang makakatuluyan mo, at kapag pangit ka, laking tsamba lang pag may hitsura pa ang napili mo. Eh ako pa naman di kagwapuhan, di rin cute, minsan lang masabihan na may hitsura (kapal..), eh di rin pinaligtas ng pag ibig.. haay... puro peklat na tlga tong puso ko.... dahil na rin cguro sa mga sugat noon.
Ilang taon din akong nagtiis na walang minahal.....or should I say walang nagmamahal sakin? That was the worst period of my life. Ung tipong mahal ko lang ang sarili ko dahil no choice eh.. la naman nagmamahal sakin, wala nga nagkakagusto sakin.. san pa ako? BUT as they always say.... In every cloud, there's a silver lining. Oo tama, dahil sa mga panahong hirap ako sa labylayp.. natutunan ko na rin ang mag survive sa hirap at sakit na dulot ng pag ibig. Nanjan ung aliwin ang sarili sa barkada, pag aliw sa sarili ng ilang oras sa chat... o kaya'y ubusin ng husto ang laman ng ref mo, at sa mga babae naman, eh mag pa parlor, punta sa bahay ng bespren... lahat na para lang makalimutan ang mapait na nakaraan. So ano nga ba tlga ang mga gamot sa nagdurugong puso?
IT IS NOT WHAT YOU DO THAT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE, BUT HOW YOU THINK.
Kahit libutin mo na ang buong luzon para kalimutan cya, kung hindi pa rin magbabago ang mindset mo about love.. sorry dude. WA EPEK... as in wala.. blanko... void.... null... empty set... zero percent... kapos... mintis... airball.... eh bakit?
Material pleasure can't compensate for the pain ur heart receives..... and pag ang heart eh nasaktan.. apektado na rin malamang ang utak.. coz they are in mutual status... masaktan ang isa.... masasaktan na rin ang kabila. Try changing ur mindset..... kung baga sa computer e kung panay palpak ang ginagawa ng hardware mo, at nagtataka ka kung bakit nakailang palit ka na eh sa karton pa rin ang ending nya, eh baka sa software na mismo ang problema, d b?
Kung basted ka ng babaeng mahal mo..... drinking every night and bar hopping won't do you good, tska gastos lang yan. Lying in ur bed the whole night and rolling there like a lumpia won't help yah ease the pain. Dapat alam mo na ang gagawin.... PRAY. KAhit gano ka pa ka demonyo eh sa pagdarasal pa rin ang tuloy mo dude. Totoo un. Find a time alone na one day, kausapin mo Siya na parang kabarkada mo lang cya.. talk to Him as if kausap mo ang pinaka close na tao sa buhay mo... He can touch the hardest hearts and the vainest minds. He did that to me and im sure magagawa din nya sa inyo un.
Sa mga iniwanan ng kanilang BF/GF eh wag na wag kayo manonood ng mga movies na may IWANAN na tema.. its like jumping into a quicksand... lalo nyo lang nilubog ang sarili nyo.. sa mga nagsesenti naman... o cge oks lang yan... kasi ako rin ganun e.. d ba nga ang music is the choir of your heart? kahit ga BALDE na ang luha mo kaiiyak sa tune ng One Last Cry ni Brian mcKnight eh oks lang un... kahit in reality hindi. Try straightening ur goals, point of views, or beliefs. Ano ba tlga ang gusto mo mangyari sa buhay mo? Sa lablayp mo? Siya ba tlga ang mahal mo? Kung siya tlga at di ka nya mahal, is it necessary ba tlga na dapat maging kayo para sumaya ka? Unconditional ba tlga ang love mo for him? Eh bakit naghahanap ka ng kapalit na pagmamahal? Bakit ka nasasaktan pag nalaman mong di ka pala mahal? Ano ba tlga ang definition mo ng loving someone? Bukal ba sa loob mo na masaya ka for her kahit hindi ikaw ang reason ng kanyang happiness? May umiib! ! ig bang hindi nabibigo? Pwede ka bang magmahal na hindi nasasaktan? Anong gusto mo, magmahal na masaktan, o hindi mahalin? You see, asking yourself these questions might straighten those curly love lashes of yours. Dont think of ur inferiority, ung tipong kesyo pangit ka, may pimples ka, mataba ka, kulang ka sa height, kulang sa pera.... Kasi if the girl or guy dumped you dahil lang sa kakulangan mo sa pisikal na bagay, eh hindi tlga cya deserving na mahalin.. pramis. Ibang tao lang tlga ang bagay para sa kanila. Ikaw ba ung tipong tao na nakikita ang love in a black and white scale? Well...its now the right moment to realize na ang love have gray spots in it.. na hindi lahat ng tama ay tama at di lahat ng mali ay mali. Being not open to these gray spots would spell disaster sa inyong "Getting over" na stage... ano ba tlga tong gray spots na to? Ung tipong people who tend to fall out of love... hindi sa nagsasawa pero bigla na lang nila nalalaman na hindi na pala nil! ! a mahal ung gf/bf nila.. there's nothing really wrong abo! ut it (s a isang side).. kasi ganun tlga... di naman din nya sinadya na mahalin ka eh.. eh malamang di rin nya sadya ang mawala ang love nya... tamang isipin natin na love is a feeling... but it is not a decision... the decision part comes only when it concerns MAINTAINING the love... so as long as there's a feeling of love.. may decision kang i maintain un.... but un nga.. WHAT'S THE POINT OF MAINTAINING SOMETHING NA WALA NA TLGA? Eh kung wala nang love... eh wala na tlga. Kung tumagal man kayo, baka awa na lang ang nararamdaman niya to you. That's why it is important na ma clarify mo ang sarili mo sa mga ganitong gray spots....
Wala kang gelplen or boyplen....... SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? sa unang tingin nakakainggit.. kasi nga may ka holding hands sila.. may natatawagan para mag gudnyt at i love you at kung anong klaseng panlalambing.... pero kung tutuusin... may kanya kanyang advantage at disadvantage ang pagiging single. disadvantages nga ung nabanggit earlier in this paragraph. Ang advantage? You can take care of yourself, or pag nagaaral ka pa eh you can concentrate on ur thesis... Magagawa mo rin ang di mo magagawa pag meron kayong ka relasyon, tama ba ako? So dont tell me na hindi ka masaya dahil lang sa wala kang gf/bf.... ang dami pang single jan, and karamihan sa kanila eh masaya din sa buhay nila.. believe me.
Pero we should also take into consideration na masarap din ang feeeling ng naaalagaan.. at minmahal d b? Well... that's where appreciating what your friends do to you comes into play. Friends or peers will always be there.. ung mga ka barkada mong iniwan mo sa ere para lang sa yong GF or BF eh babalik at babalikan mo rin bandang huli.... although hindi tlga healty na sabihing " Haaay sakit lang sa ulo yang mga lalaki" or "Gastos lang ang alam ng mga babaeng yan".... we should be fair.... ganun tlga... some will win.. some will lose. There's no point getting lost in ur life... nakagawa man sila ng mali... sila na ang bahala dun.. they only gave you the opportunity to react... but not the specfic reaction. Kung nasktan man tyo, hindi na nila problema un,problema na natin un. Pag ikaw ba eh nagmukmok sa isang sulok dahil sa ginawa nya eh iiyak ba cya? Hindi. Sa huli ikaw ang kawawa.
After a break up..... act and look better. Sa unang rinig eh parang ang hangin ng dating... but the fact is... kailangan mo tlga gawin to. Why? Imagine you just had a break up with ur gf or bf.. tpos magpapakaawa effect ka to her/him... papasuin mo ang sarili mo ng yosi or maglalasing every night or magpupuyat hanggat sa magkaron ka na ng eye bags... tpos bigla ka nakita ng X mo... ano na lang ang sasabihn ng X mo? Kung balikan ka nun eh wag ka na rin matuwa kasi for sure malaki ang probablity nun eh naawa lang cya sayo. Stand tall and proud. Hello?!?!??! Sino ba cya? As if mamamatay ka pag nawala cya, oo mahal mo cya.... pero kailangan naman mahalin mo rin ang saril mo, a person who can't love himself cannot trully love others.. look better not in a way na makakabingwit ka uli ng bagong partner pero in a way na hindi ka tlga magmukhang talunan. And besides, pag nagkita kayo, make him/her tell to him/her self... " Gosh!! Yan ba ung ini! ! wanan ko? How can i let her slip away from me?" O d b? Kasi kung mukha ka na tlga losyang o dugyot after ur break up eh baka lalo lang nya naisip na tama ang naging break up nyo. Explore ur world..... kahit mahal natin ang isang tao... we can't take away from the fact na kailangan natin maging exposed... d b? It's like a butterfly in a bottle of mayonnaise.. di makawala... di makita ng ibang tao ang kanyang kakayahan at kagandahan.... and even worse baka mamatay pa un,d b?
Sa mga probs na ganyan... alcohol and cigarettes don't work. Harapin mo na agad ang reality na nangyayari ang mga ganung bagay na hindi natin gusto. Pagsubok lang yan... hindi pa yan kamatayan. Funny coz lagi na lang sinasabi satin na THe lord God won't give us problems na hndi natin masosolve... pero still parang nagbibingi-bingian pa rin tyo.... natatakot pa rin tyo...
Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal. Ano ba tlga ang goal mo? Ang magmahal o magkaron ng gf/bf? If you chose the latter, hindi ka tlga magiging happy.... Stop looking for love.. start being lovable. Open ur heart to pain.. coz with pain comes happiness.... happiness na hindi kaagad nahahanap.. coz it slowly integrates from those little things that you do for love. Wear a smiling face always.... but dont smile alone... baliw ang tawag dun. What i mean is people tend to get close to those whom they know na masaya and maganda ang mindset. Stop talking and thinking about failures and pain.... coz what you think would most likely attract you.
But as always, its easier said than done.... tulad ko... ang dali kong sabihin to kasi im not in a not-so-nice situation.. pero natutunan ko tong mga to from my experience na rin eh... hindi naman tlga madali... pero hindi rin tlaga mahirap. Its all in the mind and the heart. Kahit ano pang gawin sayo ng pag ibig..... always open ur heart.... dapat laging alive.... because you cannot love with a dead heart. Dont ever tell urself na ikaw ang pinakakawawang nilalang sa pagibig.... pano na lang ang mga taong namatayan.... mas masakit un d b? Nagkataon lang tlga na iba iba tyo ng problema....
I really dont know how I came up with this... eh una sa lahat wala naman ako prob sa lablayp (owwss).... pero wala lang... kahit sabihin kong masaya ako... parang di pa rin ako mapalagay na nakikita at naririnig na sa mundong ito, may mga nasasaktan pa rin... at ang masakit pa nun... ang iba dun ang mga kaibigan ko. Ive been hurt so many times in my life na, minsan pa nga.. naisip ko na ring mamundok na lang... pero... i just said to myself what the heck, why would i waste my life for anyone who in the first place have never loved me...
Ung mga iba ko namang kaibigan, mas matindi pa ang storya.... pinagpalit daw sila sa iba... kunwari sila ang liligawan, pero ung nag lakad pa sa kanila ang siyang nakatuluyan ng lalaki.... hanubayun! Whatta sawi moment na maituturing.... pero I made her realize na love is unfair tlga.. lalo na pag ikaw ang nadehado. parang naging survival of the fittest na nga ang nangyayari ngayon sa pag ibig eh... ung tipong pag maganda o guwapo ka, ganun din ang makakatuluyan mo, at kapag pangit ka, laking tsamba lang pag may hitsura pa ang napili mo. Eh ako pa naman di kagwapuhan, di rin cute, minsan lang masabihan na may hitsura (kapal..), eh di rin pinaligtas ng pag ibig.. haay... puro peklat na tlga tong puso ko.... dahil na rin cguro sa mga sugat noon.
Ilang taon din akong nagtiis na walang minahal.....or should I say walang nagmamahal sakin? That was the worst period of my life. Ung tipong mahal ko lang ang sarili ko dahil no choice eh.. la naman nagmamahal sakin, wala nga nagkakagusto sakin.. san pa ako? BUT as they always say.... In every cloud, there's a silver lining. Oo tama, dahil sa mga panahong hirap ako sa labylayp.. natutunan ko na rin ang mag survive sa hirap at sakit na dulot ng pag ibig. Nanjan ung aliwin ang sarili sa barkada, pag aliw sa sarili ng ilang oras sa chat... o kaya'y ubusin ng husto ang laman ng ref mo, at sa mga babae naman, eh mag pa parlor, punta sa bahay ng bespren... lahat na para lang makalimutan ang mapait na nakaraan. So ano nga ba tlga ang mga gamot sa nagdurugong puso?
IT IS NOT WHAT YOU DO THAT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE, BUT HOW YOU THINK.
Kahit libutin mo na ang buong luzon para kalimutan cya, kung hindi pa rin magbabago ang mindset mo about love.. sorry dude. WA EPEK... as in wala.. blanko... void.... null... empty set... zero percent... kapos... mintis... airball.... eh bakit?
Material pleasure can't compensate for the pain ur heart receives..... and pag ang heart eh nasaktan.. apektado na rin malamang ang utak.. coz they are in mutual status... masaktan ang isa.... masasaktan na rin ang kabila. Try changing ur mindset..... kung baga sa computer e kung panay palpak ang ginagawa ng hardware mo, at nagtataka ka kung bakit nakailang palit ka na eh sa karton pa rin ang ending nya, eh baka sa software na mismo ang problema, d b?
Kung basted ka ng babaeng mahal mo..... drinking every night and bar hopping won't do you good, tska gastos lang yan. Lying in ur bed the whole night and rolling there like a lumpia won't help yah ease the pain. Dapat alam mo na ang gagawin.... PRAY. KAhit gano ka pa ka demonyo eh sa pagdarasal pa rin ang tuloy mo dude. Totoo un. Find a time alone na one day, kausapin mo Siya na parang kabarkada mo lang cya.. talk to Him as if kausap mo ang pinaka close na tao sa buhay mo... He can touch the hardest hearts and the vainest minds. He did that to me and im sure magagawa din nya sa inyo un.
Sa mga iniwanan ng kanilang BF/GF eh wag na wag kayo manonood ng mga movies na may IWANAN na tema.. its like jumping into a quicksand... lalo nyo lang nilubog ang sarili nyo.. sa mga nagsesenti naman... o cge oks lang yan... kasi ako rin ganun e.. d ba nga ang music is the choir of your heart? kahit ga BALDE na ang luha mo kaiiyak sa tune ng One Last Cry ni Brian mcKnight eh oks lang un... kahit in reality hindi. Try straightening ur goals, point of views, or beliefs. Ano ba tlga ang gusto mo mangyari sa buhay mo? Sa lablayp mo? Siya ba tlga ang mahal mo? Kung siya tlga at di ka nya mahal, is it necessary ba tlga na dapat maging kayo para sumaya ka? Unconditional ba tlga ang love mo for him? Eh bakit naghahanap ka ng kapalit na pagmamahal? Bakit ka nasasaktan pag nalaman mong di ka pala mahal? Ano ba tlga ang definition mo ng loving someone? Bukal ba sa loob mo na masaya ka for her kahit hindi ikaw ang reason ng kanyang happiness? May umiib! ! ig bang hindi nabibigo? Pwede ka bang magmahal na hindi nasasaktan? Anong gusto mo, magmahal na masaktan, o hindi mahalin? You see, asking yourself these questions might straighten those curly love lashes of yours. Dont think of ur inferiority, ung tipong kesyo pangit ka, may pimples ka, mataba ka, kulang ka sa height, kulang sa pera.... Kasi if the girl or guy dumped you dahil lang sa kakulangan mo sa pisikal na bagay, eh hindi tlga cya deserving na mahalin.. pramis. Ibang tao lang tlga ang bagay para sa kanila. Ikaw ba ung tipong tao na nakikita ang love in a black and white scale? Well...its now the right moment to realize na ang love have gray spots in it.. na hindi lahat ng tama ay tama at di lahat ng mali ay mali. Being not open to these gray spots would spell disaster sa inyong "Getting over" na stage... ano ba tlga tong gray spots na to? Ung tipong people who tend to fall out of love... hindi sa nagsasawa pero bigla na lang nila nalalaman na hindi na pala nil! ! a mahal ung gf/bf nila.. there's nothing really wrong abo! ut it (s a isang side).. kasi ganun tlga... di naman din nya sinadya na mahalin ka eh.. eh malamang di rin nya sadya ang mawala ang love nya... tamang isipin natin na love is a feeling... but it is not a decision... the decision part comes only when it concerns MAINTAINING the love... so as long as there's a feeling of love.. may decision kang i maintain un.... but un nga.. WHAT'S THE POINT OF MAINTAINING SOMETHING NA WALA NA TLGA? Eh kung wala nang love... eh wala na tlga. Kung tumagal man kayo, baka awa na lang ang nararamdaman niya to you. That's why it is important na ma clarify mo ang sarili mo sa mga ganitong gray spots....
Wala kang gelplen or boyplen....... SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? sa unang tingin nakakainggit.. kasi nga may ka holding hands sila.. may natatawagan para mag gudnyt at i love you at kung anong klaseng panlalambing.... pero kung tutuusin... may kanya kanyang advantage at disadvantage ang pagiging single. disadvantages nga ung nabanggit earlier in this paragraph. Ang advantage? You can take care of yourself, or pag nagaaral ka pa eh you can concentrate on ur thesis... Magagawa mo rin ang di mo magagawa pag meron kayong ka relasyon, tama ba ako? So dont tell me na hindi ka masaya dahil lang sa wala kang gf/bf.... ang dami pang single jan, and karamihan sa kanila eh masaya din sa buhay nila.. believe me.
Pero we should also take into consideration na masarap din ang feeeling ng naaalagaan.. at minmahal d b? Well... that's where appreciating what your friends do to you comes into play. Friends or peers will always be there.. ung mga ka barkada mong iniwan mo sa ere para lang sa yong GF or BF eh babalik at babalikan mo rin bandang huli.... although hindi tlga healty na sabihing " Haaay sakit lang sa ulo yang mga lalaki" or "Gastos lang ang alam ng mga babaeng yan".... we should be fair.... ganun tlga... some will win.. some will lose. There's no point getting lost in ur life... nakagawa man sila ng mali... sila na ang bahala dun.. they only gave you the opportunity to react... but not the specfic reaction. Kung nasktan man tyo, hindi na nila problema un,problema na natin un. Pag ikaw ba eh nagmukmok sa isang sulok dahil sa ginawa nya eh iiyak ba cya? Hindi. Sa huli ikaw ang kawawa.
After a break up..... act and look better. Sa unang rinig eh parang ang hangin ng dating... but the fact is... kailangan mo tlga gawin to. Why? Imagine you just had a break up with ur gf or bf.. tpos magpapakaawa effect ka to her/him... papasuin mo ang sarili mo ng yosi or maglalasing every night or magpupuyat hanggat sa magkaron ka na ng eye bags... tpos bigla ka nakita ng X mo... ano na lang ang sasabihn ng X mo? Kung balikan ka nun eh wag ka na rin matuwa kasi for sure malaki ang probablity nun eh naawa lang cya sayo. Stand tall and proud. Hello?!?!??! Sino ba cya? As if mamamatay ka pag nawala cya, oo mahal mo cya.... pero kailangan naman mahalin mo rin ang saril mo, a person who can't love himself cannot trully love others.. look better not in a way na makakabingwit ka uli ng bagong partner pero in a way na hindi ka tlga magmukhang talunan. And besides, pag nagkita kayo, make him/her tell to him/her self... " Gosh!! Yan ba ung ini! ! wanan ko? How can i let her slip away from me?" O d b? Kasi kung mukha ka na tlga losyang o dugyot after ur break up eh baka lalo lang nya naisip na tama ang naging break up nyo. Explore ur world..... kahit mahal natin ang isang tao... we can't take away from the fact na kailangan natin maging exposed... d b? It's like a butterfly in a bottle of mayonnaise.. di makawala... di makita ng ibang tao ang kanyang kakayahan at kagandahan.... and even worse baka mamatay pa un,d b?
Sa mga probs na ganyan... alcohol and cigarettes don't work. Harapin mo na agad ang reality na nangyayari ang mga ganung bagay na hindi natin gusto. Pagsubok lang yan... hindi pa yan kamatayan. Funny coz lagi na lang sinasabi satin na THe lord God won't give us problems na hndi natin masosolve... pero still parang nagbibingi-bingian pa rin tyo.... natatakot pa rin tyo...
Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal. Ano ba tlga ang goal mo? Ang magmahal o magkaron ng gf/bf? If you chose the latter, hindi ka tlga magiging happy.... Stop looking for love.. start being lovable. Open ur heart to pain.. coz with pain comes happiness.... happiness na hindi kaagad nahahanap.. coz it slowly integrates from those little things that you do for love. Wear a smiling face always.... but dont smile alone... baliw ang tawag dun. What i mean is people tend to get close to those whom they know na masaya and maganda ang mindset. Stop talking and thinking about failures and pain.... coz what you think would most likely attract you.
But as always, its easier said than done.... tulad ko... ang dali kong sabihin to kasi im not in a not-so-nice situation.. pero natutunan ko tong mga to from my experience na rin eh... hindi naman tlga madali... pero hindi rin tlaga mahirap. Its all in the mind and the heart. Kahit ano pang gawin sayo ng pag ibig..... always open ur heart.... dapat laging alive.... because you cannot love with a dead heart. Dont ever tell urself na ikaw ang pinakakawawang nilalang sa pagibig.... pano na lang ang mga taong namatayan.... mas masakit un d b? Nagkataon lang tlga na iba iba tyo ng problema....
-- Roms via email
October 29, 2009
Power..
This is a really timely quote... for me and for our country!! ;)
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“Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.”
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“Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.”
October 26, 2009
Psalm 51:10-12
Here is something I heard when we attended church last saturday.
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~oOo~
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~oOo~
"Create in me a pure heart, O God, and renew a steadfast spirit within me.
Do not cast me from your presence or take your Holy Spirit from me.
Restore to me the joy of your salvation and grant me a willing spirit, to sustain me."
Do not cast me from your presence or take your Holy Spirit from me.
Restore to me the joy of your salvation and grant me a willing spirit, to sustain me."
-- Psalm 51:10-12
October 22, 2009
The modern day "If you love someone, set her free!!!"
Here's something to think about... got this in my email and... it makes you think!!!
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Message: IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE,
SET HER FREE..
IF SHE COMES BACK, SHE'S YOURS,
IF SHE DOESN'T, SHE NEVER WAS...
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The New Versions:
Pessimist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
Shakespeare:
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If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her.
Optimist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free....
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
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If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
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If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she doesn't come back within some time forget
her.
Patient:
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If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back....
Religious:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, baptize her,
If she doesn't, ask her to go to hell!
Playful:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*
C++ Programmer:
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if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be
free!!
Lawyers:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1
in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....
Bill Gates:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can
charge her for re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an
upgrade.
Biologist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you,
the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution
and your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Salesman:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".
Insurance agent:
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If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and
never
give up!
Physician:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher
than the force or the angle of collision
between two objects did not synchronize
at the right angle.
Mathematician:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 +
(cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c)
where c is the infinite constant of no turning
point.
Nowadays' style:
----------
If You Love Someone,
Set It free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt It Down and Kill It...!!! OR
PERHAPS
REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL
MIGRANT...
--------------------------
Message: IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE,
SET HER FREE..
IF SHE COMES BACK, SHE'S YOURS,
IF SHE DOESN'T, SHE NEVER WAS...
~~~~~~~~~~
The New Versions:
Pessimist:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
Shakespeare:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her.
Optimist:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free....
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she doesn't come back within some time forget
her.
Patient:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back....
Religious:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, baptize her,
If she doesn't, ask her to go to hell!
Playful:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*
C++ Programmer:
----------
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be
free!!
Lawyers:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1
in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....
Bill Gates:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can
charge her for re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an
upgrade.
Biologist:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you,
the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution
and your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Salesman:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".
Insurance agent:
----------
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and
never
give up!
Physician:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher
than the force or the angle of collision
between two objects did not synchronize
at the right angle.
Mathematician:
----------
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 +
(cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c)
where c is the infinite constant of no turning
point.
Nowadays' style:
----------
If You Love Someone,
Set It free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt It Down and Kill It...!!! OR
PERHAPS
REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL
MIGRANT...
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